A 40 year old ghost is the latest victim in a string of killings that’s rocked the multigrain community. Berry was found dead in his Manhattan penthouse by his partner, Count Chocula. “I walked in and noticed milk all over the floor, I found him with his phone in his hand. He’d dialed the first 6 digits of my phone number.” said a visibly shaken Chocula in a statement to police. The couple, who had been in a common law marriage since 1984, officially wed in a much publicized ceremony on Fire Island following the legalization of gay marriage in New York state.
Berry (right) with husband Chocula (center), & Friend, Ellen Degeneres (left)
Berry is the 4th victim since the killings began on Christmas eve, when Snap and Pop were found by their brother, Crackle, having been shot execution style beneath their Christmas tree. “I honestly just don’t care what happens to me now,” Crackle said to reporters “If he gets me, he gets me. What’s the point?” Crackle, who would have normally been with his brothers for the holiday season, was finishing his 2nd court ordered stint in a Malibu rehab facility, following a very public meltdown in November. Only a week after their deaths, Fitness mogul and former Frosted Flakes spokesman, Anthony Bengal, better know as “Tony the Tiger”, was found hanged in his Pilates studio in downtown Boston, by Patriots quarterback and friend, Tom Brady. Brady could not be reached for comment. Detective Elvin Muntz, the FBI official heading up the investigation, has warned all cereal spokesman to take precautions, and has now offered them 24 hour police protection. At the time of this printing, Muntz could not be reached for a comment.