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Just Desserts

Down and out pastry chef Minnie Bell (Gwyneth Paltrow) just can’t seem to get it right in the love department, until one day the charming, no nonsense judge Steven Justus (Malcolm Jamal Warner) stops into her pastry shop for something sweet, and it’s love at first sight. Their relationship starts out hot and heavy, in a series of montages set to 80’s power ballads, but things soon take a turn for the worse when a murderer (Jack Black) put in jail by Justus escapes, and kidnaps him. Now it’s up to Bell to find, and rescue the love of her life, and give the murderer his Just Desserts. (Spoiler alert: She fails, because she’s a pastry chef with no crime fighting skills, whatsoever. They’re both killed and dumped in the Hudson)

Tee 4 Two

After being kicked out of the big professional golfing tournament following a racial tirade caught on tape, Blake Rogers (Mel Gibson) needs a new start. He devises a plan to hire a black caddy to help bolster his image. Rogers gets more than he bargained for when the Black Caddy Agency of America sends him the sassy and hip Starkesha Jones (Raven Simone). The odd couple struggles to find common ground amidst their cultural differences, but eventually learn that they’re not so different after all, and form a familial bond. Tune in to see what happens when this dynamic duo take the golf world by storm! (Hint: he still isn’t allowed to play because the stuff he said was really racist, and was more about Mexicans than blacks anyway).

Zombie Golden Girls

Rose Nylund (Betty White) sits alone in her Miami lanai, following the funeral of the last of her housemates to pass away. When a mysterious stranger appears at her door and offers her the chance to have her friends back, she jumps at it and buys the ruby amulet of resurrection from him. Later that night, Rose is stunned when she enters the kitchen for some late night cheesecake and find her friends, Zombie Sophia, Zombie Dorothy, and Zombie Blanche, sitting around the table, eating brains and talking about how hard dating is in the afterlife in late 80’s Miami. They’re all thrilled to be together at first, but when Rose learns they can only survive if they continue to eat brains, she must make a choice to let go of the past, and move on, or to lure in, and kill paper boys for them to eat. She decides to lure paperboys and is eventually arrested and put to death.