Rags to Rags

Well, it’s business drunk, it’s like rich drunk. Either way, it’s legal to drive.

—Jack Donaghy, 30 RockĀ Jack Donaghy

Had very little to do at work so I used the printer to jazz up my inhaler. At 18 cents a color copy, I’m almost as scandalous a white collar criminal as those Enron executives.

Had very little to do at work so I used the printer to jazz up my inhaler. At 18 cents a color copy, I’m almost as scandalous a white collar criminal as those Enron executives.

Recently rode the subway with Strawberry Shortcake. Say what you will, she’s got style in spades.

Recently rode the subway with Strawberry Shortcake. Say what you will, she’s got style in spades.

Okay, you guys can go around if you want. I’m crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses half way across the state and back, I’ll be waiting on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.

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